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To all the Douchey, grabby hand, night life Customers,

You do not “love” women. You do not support women. You love other men, and that’s it. Women do not exist as entire beings to you. We are drones, a new form of technology, our algorithm in service to YOU. We are, in your mind, the prop, upon which your fragile, thin glass ego rests.

You can spend money to gain our obligated attention. But nothing will ever make us enjoy your conversation, your invasive hands on our backs, your yanks on our arms, your dumb moves.

I am sad for you. You could have enjoyed an amazing experience, a place you are so privileged to even have access to while the rest of the world suffers. But instead you wasted so many precious moments of your life showing off for your bros.

AND…

Nightclub owners. Do better. We are your biggest asset. Your failure to protect us, while lining your pockets, is very exploitative.

And, your club sucks anyway.


-Anonymous






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